Wahahahaha.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?

Chris

"a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games."

"Dude, Chris is such a homo. "

How do they know, these things!!
D:


2.) Your age?

20

"Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints."

"I know this dealer that sells 20's."

Just like math class at MDC

3.) One of your friends?

Andy

"Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly."

"Word is, he's andy."

4.) What should you be doing?

Nothing

"Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining."

"Hey, whatcha doin'?(clearly working on something complex and important)"
"Nothing."

No seriously, I have nothing to do..

5.) Favorite color?

Green

"yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?' "

>_>


6.) Birthplace?

Jamaica

"A small, independent island country in the West Indies (Caribbean). Originally a British colony and site of Port Royal, an important naval base and commercial center during colonial times. The country obtained independence from British rule in 1962. Currently famous for ganja, reggae music, the Rastafarian (rasta) religion, and jerk cooking. Home to a population of 3 million, the Bob Marley Museum, and some seriously frightening drivers."

"Come to Jamaica and feel alright."

If you think Miami has bad drivers you obviously haven't been to Jamaica.

7.) Month of your birth?

June

1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
1. My birthday is in June.

2. June is a thing of the past...

Omg.. Yaoi.. v_v;

8.) Last person you talked to?

Sophia

"A femme fatale. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" like LL's cut. Usually nicknamed Sophia or Phia. Very friendly, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

Uses "both eyes to see" the world

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.
That girl's a "Sophia", all I want in a woman. Curves like Sophia Loren, sexy prowl like Sofia Vergara, can freak you like the porn star Sophia Santi."

Uhm.. that's like 3% true or something..


9.) One of your nicknames?

Kuri

"This simply means 'girl'
It is not directly from a particular ethnic background. It can be to Pakistani, Indian etc. but it is mostly favoured towards Punjabi's."

"Oh hoy check that kuri!"

*Rubs Temples*

Seriously.. what the hell.. how did I end up with so much feminine and degrading... TT_TT


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